How to assimilate into beach town culture.
"ideally, your accessories should look like they were carved by an indigenous tribe of ping-pong ball manufacturers." Dying 🤣
I'm pretty proud of that one lol
i cackled at talking about how rich other people are. you heard me! i just needed to follow up via comment to close the loop.
Remember that in beach towns, whether it’s food, drink, housing, parking, whatever — EVERYTHING costs twice as much for half as much.
And every restaurant has exactly three tables.
When I lived on Ocean Blvd. in Long Beach, I was scrambling too hard to pay the rent to go to the beach, even though it was right across the street.
Maybe you needed more beads!
"ideally, your accessories should look like they were carved by an indigenous tribe of ping-pong ball manufacturers." Dying 🤣
I'm pretty proud of that one lol
i cackled at talking about how rich other people are. you heard me! i just needed to follow up via comment to close the loop.
Remember that in beach towns, whether it’s food, drink, housing, parking, whatever — EVERYTHING costs twice as much for half as much.
And every restaurant has exactly three tables.
When I lived on Ocean Blvd. in Long Beach, I was scrambling too hard to pay the rent to go to the beach, even though it was right across the street.
Maybe you needed more beads!