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Sara's avatar

The world’s most powerful ketamine addict 🤣🤣

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John Niedermaier's avatar

Zee politics is neither left nor right behind zee scenes mon ami. Zee lithium time bomb, no? Sacre bleu!

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famimation's avatar

cybertruck owners have it worst, i bet

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Greg Nix's avatar

Eh, they made their choices.

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Stephen D Forman's avatar

Where are my fellow Cybertruck owners at-- can I get a what-what!!! If you think I'm giving up my tank, you're crazy-- where else am I gonna live post-apocalypse? I don't need the poors touching me.

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CT Jackson's avatar

Curious of who could afford to throw "probably a dozen" eggs at Carla's Model 3. Kudos to that thoughtful billionaire.

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Greg Nix's avatar

It was probably Bezos. He's the jealous type.

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CT Jackson's avatar

You may be on to something there. His head is conspicuously egg-shaped

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Bo Kyle's avatar

Classifieds:

Man in search of abused electric car. Will purchase at low prices, happily store them, and then sell them back to you in 4 years for a premium. (removal of decals and/or eggs at no cost)

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Sean Boston's avatar

Ships in discreet packaging for your privacy.

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Allen's avatar

A couple things. I saw a sticker in Culver City this morning, also on a Tesla, that said something like “Send Elon to Mars” - so ppl are coping I guess? All jokes aside, if people aren’t returning their Teslas perhaps they really aren’t that pissed? The ‘performativeness’ of their disdain is perhaps being exposed? Lots of people still listen to Kanye, myself included, very proudly, and I’m Jewish. Does that make me a bad person or Jew? ;) More likely, Teslas have become such class symbols at this point, so embedded into culture, that it’s really hard to unwind the knot. I tend to think it’s fine for people drive them, unless you drive a Tesla Hummer or whatever those this are called. That’s just perv

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Rob "Irony Man" Block's avatar

This sounds like really easy advice to give if you didn't yourself spend 60K on a new Tesla a couple of years ago and would be lucky to get half that if you sold it today (or actually much less if every other Tesla owner tries to sell theirs).

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Greg Nix's avatar

Hey, it’s called “a strong opinion” not “one easy trick!”

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