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They DO NEED A PICTURE OF YOUR DOG. Give the people what they want!

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You are so so funny 😂

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I’m loving this, my email is full of this crap everyday!! Laughing at this!!

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I laughed out loud at the target circle points. I WILL DONATE FOR $3 OFF NEXT BOX OF DIAPERS.

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Real ones know

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“You know you need unique New York” had me chortling

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A chortle in every pot!

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That's some top shelf Chortle right here

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Barrel-aged!

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When I tell you I am sitting in my car weeping over all of these. “This isn’t easy to say …”

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literally loled at all of these. wow you really weren’t lying, you actually are very funny????

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Please frame this comment and put it in the bedroom, thank you.

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I…think I just chortled?

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Everything is going according to plan!

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Real-life fundraising email Subject I got today: "barack_obama.gif"

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Haha! Honestly, that’s almost good enough for a click.

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“Greg, it’s Nancy Pelosi and I will give you 10,000 Target Circle points”

COL

(Chortling out loud)

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Not to be confused with CSI (chortling silently inside).

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