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Sara's avatar

They DO NEED A PICTURE OF YOUR DOG. Give the people what they want!

Carol Jourdan's avatar

You are so so funny 😂

Carol Jourdan's avatar

I’m loving this, my email is full of this crap everyday!! Laughing at this!!

Sara B's avatar

I laughed out loud at the target circle points. I WILL DONATE FOR $3 OFF NEXT BOX OF DIAPERS.

Greg Nix's avatar

Real ones know

Brian Ratcliffe's avatar

“You know you need unique New York” had me chortling

Greg Nix's avatar

A chortle in every pot!

Michael Doherty's avatar

That's some top shelf Chortle right here

Olivia Karis's avatar

When I tell you I am sitting in my car weeping over all of these. “This isn’t easy to say …”

Robin Darling's avatar

literally loled at all of these. wow you really weren’t lying, you actually are very funny????

Greg Nix's avatar

Please frame this comment and put it in the bedroom, thank you.

Brittany's avatar

I…think I just chortled?

Greg Nix's avatar

Everything is going according to plan!

Jennifer's avatar

Real-life fundraising email Subject I got today: "barack_obama.gif"

Greg Nix's avatar

Haha! Honestly, that’s almost good enough for a click.

Katie N's avatar

“Greg, it’s Nancy Pelosi and I will give you 10,000 Target Circle points”

COL

(Chortling out loud)

Greg Nix's avatar

Not to be confused with CSI (chortling silently inside).