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Sara's avatar

They DO NEED A PICTURE OF YOUR DOG. Give the people what they want!

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Carol Jourdan's avatar

You are so so funny 😂

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Carol Jourdan's avatar

I’m loving this, my email is full of this crap everyday!! Laughing at this!!

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Sara B's avatar

I laughed out loud at the target circle points. I WILL DONATE FOR $3 OFF NEXT BOX OF DIAPERS.

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Greg Nix's avatar

Real ones know

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Brian Ratcliffe's avatar

“You know you need unique New York” had me chortling

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Greg Nix's avatar

A chortle in every pot!

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Michael Doherty's avatar

That's some top shelf Chortle right here

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Greg Nix's avatar

Barrel-aged!

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Olivia Karis's avatar

When I tell you I am sitting in my car weeping over all of these. “This isn’t easy to say …”

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Robin Darling's avatar

literally loled at all of these. wow you really weren’t lying, you actually are very funny????

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Greg Nix's avatar

Please frame this comment and put it in the bedroom, thank you.

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Brittany's avatar

I…think I just chortled?

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Greg Nix's avatar

Everything is going according to plan!

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Jennifer's avatar

Real-life fundraising email Subject I got today: "barack_obama.gif"

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Greg Nix's avatar

Haha! Honestly, that’s almost good enough for a click.

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Katie N's avatar

“Greg, it’s Nancy Pelosi and I will give you 10,000 Target Circle points”

COL

(Chortling out loud)

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Greg Nix's avatar

Not to be confused with CSI (chortling silently inside).

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