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Stephen D Forman's avatar

Now I hear Trump is planning on recalling last year's pardoned turkeys to active military service

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Greg Nix's avatar

Plymouth Rock is a HELLHOLE. We will CLEAN IT UP!!!

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Jonathan Silver's avatar

OLD: Going for the "cousin walk" 1 hour before the meal to smoke a J

NEW: Vaping in the bathroom 10min before the meal and exhaling in Aunt Kathy's hand towels

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Greg Nix's avatar

😏

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Carol Jourdan's avatar

One of my favorite holidays! Have a great one! Love your humor and you!!🦃🦃🦃❤️❤️❤️

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Alter Kacker's avatar

It wasn’t “a thing called ‘broadcast television.’” It was “television.” There wasn’t any other kind.

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Greg Nix's avatar

I stand corrected.

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MaryBeth Lathrop's avatar

I can't wait!

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Greg Nix's avatar

🦃🦃🦃

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