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Alter Kacker's avatar

Unfortunately, all,of these plans have been DOGEfied. Nothing says “move fast and break things” like an asteroid screaming to doomsday.

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Stephen D Forman's avatar

They could also try powering on/off the simulation. It'll reset everything to default, but you won't have to worry about that asteroid anymore...

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Greg Nix's avatar

[rebooting to primordial soup]

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Stephen D Forman's avatar

"Mmm... primordial soup."

/ I think we know who

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Terrence J. Jackson's avatar

I plan to bend over and kiss my butt goodbye.

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Brenda Stepp's avatar

Nice to know a plan is in place! 😜

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