Mom for Pope!
A guy from Chicago walked, so she could run.
New writer alert! Beatriz Pugeda is a Boston-based writer and editor. How cute.
The recent papal election of woke-Twitter American Robert Prevost was historic. It showed the world that, in the 21st century, anyone can lead the Catholic Church.
Anyone.
Fifteen arguments for my mom as the next pope
baptized
single
already knows how to wear dresses
is always making up rules
hits high notes at mass no warmups
prays plenty
tolerates gays
good at quilting
great at guilting
skips the sex scenes in movies
hates driving
crucified Jesus makes her blush
religious wine sipper
would be the first pope with tattooed eyebrows
went to Villanova
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We need a Pope w/ tattooed eyebrows. I'm not Catholic--nor a Cardinal--but she has my vote.
Actually, if you look closely at his pictures, I’m pretty sure Paul VI had tattooed eyebrows.