Melania Trump has been turned into an animated movie—Doctor Oz—after a wildly successful first run. The audience will be MAGA Southern women descended from a proud line of ex–slave owners, the kind with trophy wives and husbands who came home smelling like hay and “mysteriously” carrying a few curly hairs on their scalps. The Munchkin voices will be supplied by cheerful locals from her hometown of Novo Mesto, Slovenia, playing the extras in this immigrant Dorothy tale where the yellow brick road isn’t yellow at all—it’s solid gold, obviously, because subtlety is for losers. Along the way to meet the Wizard, she collects the perfect companions: a condom from the Epstein table (voice dubbed by Weinstein, because of course), bad grammar (performed by “Donald” Duck, naturally), and a sack of Fulton County votes (voiced by the do-nothing Democrats. Expect long pauses and confused mumbling). Bondi and Noem will play the Wicked Witches—narrated by Scooby-Doo and Shaggy for maximum credibility—and the Wizard’s voice is currently “under renovation,” meaning it won’t appear until Dr. Oz 2, when the budget magically triples and the plot gets even dumber.
I might just require an even $100 million. We could have lots of fun dropping it onto a city from a plane. (The money, not copies of the movie. I'm not a masochist, Greg!)
Funny, Greg, thank you. Just perfect for me this morning.
One of your best for sure. May I humbly suggest one additional number?
509 – individuals who formally requested to opt out of being associated with this documentary.
True story!
Ha! Good addition.
Buffoon's BFF Boffo? Baffling.
Biffed it big time.
Melania Trump has been turned into an animated movie—Doctor Oz—after a wildly successful first run. The audience will be MAGA Southern women descended from a proud line of ex–slave owners, the kind with trophy wives and husbands who came home smelling like hay and “mysteriously” carrying a few curly hairs on their scalps. The Munchkin voices will be supplied by cheerful locals from her hometown of Novo Mesto, Slovenia, playing the extras in this immigrant Dorothy tale where the yellow brick road isn’t yellow at all—it’s solid gold, obviously, because subtlety is for losers. Along the way to meet the Wizard, she collects the perfect companions: a condom from the Epstein table (voice dubbed by Weinstein, because of course), bad grammar (performed by “Donald” Duck, naturally), and a sack of Fulton County votes (voiced by the do-nothing Democrats. Expect long pauses and confused mumbling). Bondi and Noem will play the Wicked Witches—narrated by Scooby-Doo and Shaggy for maximum credibility—and the Wizard’s voice is currently “under renovation,” meaning it won’t appear until Dr. Oz 2, when the budget magically triples and the plot gets even dumber.
I might just require an even $100 million. We could have lots of fun dropping it onto a city from a plane. (The money, not copies of the movie. I'm not a masochist, Greg!)
Funny, Greg, thank you. Just perfect for me this morning.