I want to personally apologize bald eagle. Yeah, you and your brethren don't really get to vote on whether you want to continue representing us or how we treat you and the wildlife areas you live in. Or even that we totally recognize you as you. We should probably just choose what our leader represents, uneducated, paranoid, narcissistic, 5 year old bully. But that's rude to 5 year olds. Sigh.
As someone who's losing his hair, I understand what you're going through. But listen, Bald Eagle, there are treatments now-- some are so invisible, no one will know! You'll be your old self again soon enough : )
Maybe it's time to start auditioning other birds for the job. Maybe the turkey? That was Benjamin Franklin's preference.
I’m thinking a mockingbird is the perfect representative combination of loud and annoying.
Or Sesame Street's Big Bird? Where is Chortle's voting system?!
Big Bird is a small child, you sicko.
I want to personally apologize bald eagle. Yeah, you and your brethren don't really get to vote on whether you want to continue representing us or how we treat you and the wildlife areas you live in. Or even that we totally recognize you as you. We should probably just choose what our leader represents, uneducated, paranoid, narcissistic, 5 year old bully. But that's rude to 5 year olds. Sigh.
I’ve asked a bald eagle for its official response: “Caw.”
As someone who's losing his hair, I understand what you're going through. But listen, Bald Eagle, there are treatments now-- some are so invisible, no one will know! You'll be your old self again soon enough : )
As the eagle's editor, I can confirm that I deleted an entire paragraph about how white feathers in no way constitute baldness.
homeschooled!