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Polly Baughman's avatar

I miss the days when performing the urgent potty dance shamed baristas into turning over the bathroom key. Guess that went out when grabbing your crotch in public became an acceptable dance move.

Stephen D Forman's avatar

Only $40 for the key? Still less than the coffee ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Robyn Bradley's avatar

Ha! This is fabulous. Great escalation throughout.