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Sara Castaneda's avatar

I love this. Unfortunately, I think it's the real application they work from...just change the wording a bit to make it seem "normal".

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Greg Nix's avatar

Oh no, reality has finally become too dark to satirize.

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Sara B's avatar

I thought this was supposed to be satire, Gregory. Isn't this just the real job description? 🫠😭😭😭😭

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Greg Nix's avatar

😬😬😬

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Stephen D Forman's avatar

I'm preoccupied with the question, "Why should poor people get lunch?" but I'm unfortunately over the cut-off age for DOGE work. Maybe they'll find me a position at Meals on Wheels, fingers crossed! (or whatever the hell supremacist symbol they're always making in their photos then later denying.)

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Ellen Wheeler's avatar

You nailed it

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Greg Nix's avatar

In the words of dear leader… SAD!

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Sean Boston's avatar

I have desperately wanted audits for years, but in the words of the little known real-world operator Switch:

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Sean Boston's avatar

But FR tho, this scene still chills me to my very core. The thought that a bad actor can take everything I've hoped and dreamed for, and condemn it to the infinite black by yanking a cable… it's why I never pull the plug on my PC without powering it down first.

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Greg Nix's avatar

Signs this comment likely comes from ChatGPT include that it has a polished yet generic tone, overuses enthusiastic adjectives, and follows a structured pattern that balances praise with analysis. It explains the satire in a way that feels overly formal and explicit, rather than reacting naturally. The phrase "Wow, just wow" mimics human enthusiasm but can feel canned, and the overall lack of personal voice or specific anecdotes makes it sound AI-generated rather than a genuine, off-the-cuff reaction.

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