Crooks Reflect: "We've Come A Long Way"

[Stephen D Forman]

This is so encouraging! I am a new immigrant considering a pivot into blue-collar crime. Do you think it will work out? Fingers crossed...

[Greg Nix]

<umpire voice> YER OUTTA HERE!

[Alter Kacker]

Criminal defense lawyers have a slogan about collars —

If it’s white,

you’re all right,

But if it’s blue,

you’re screwed.