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Robin Darling's avatar

please make this a yearly piece. or maybe twice a year bc WOW this a lot of fuck ups, guys.

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Jon Wolf's avatar

unfortunately we'll never make a mistake again, so

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Sara Castaneda's avatar

Thanks for clearing that recipe thing up. I did however make it for a group of old high school friends and they all got sick. I didn't eat it because I thought it was awful. No biggie. They're all still bitchy like in high school anyway.

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Stephen D Forman's avatar

Salmon aren’t Phish fans?

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Jon Wolf's avatar

😂😂😂

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Carol Jourdan's avatar

I’m agreeing with Robin and I love the mix up between walnuts and pearl onions! 😂😂😂😂😂 and I would never take you seriously Greg!!!!💙💙💙

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Christopher Manson's avatar

I cherish this kind of absurd humor. I ran one of these "Department of Corrections" in my magazine a few years back, and way too many readers took it for serious.

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Jon Wolf's avatar

proud to continue on in this noble tradition

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Greg Nix's avatar

Hopefully our readers never take us seriously.

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Alter Kacker's avatar

CORRECTION: We’re not your real parents. You were found under a cabbage leaf.

— “Mom” and “Dad”

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