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Lindsey (is) Not Normal's avatar

Best bio of a new writer I’ve ever read. Great piece too!

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Christina Wolfgram's avatar

Wow, this email subject line had me genuinely excited for a second 😆

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Greg Nix's avatar

lol sorry to add to the misery

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Not Exactly Ana's avatar

Smart title!

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Larry Ryals's avatar

Lol. This is great!

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Alter Kacker's avatar

Attendance at your public appearances will be restricted to individuals staying on the ground floor of their hotel. Belts and shoelaces will be confiscated.

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MaryBeth Lathrop's avatar

You managed to coax a good laugh out of me early in the morning!🤔 Masterful.

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Sari Ellen's avatar

Scary good 😰

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