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Lindsey (is) Not Normal's avatar

Best bio of a new writer I’ve ever read. Great piece too!

Christina Wolfgram's avatar

Wow, this email subject line had me genuinely excited for a second 😆

Greg Nix's avatar

lol sorry to add to the misery

Not Exactly Ana's avatar

Smart title!

Larry Ryals's avatar

Lol. This is great!

Alter Kacker's avatar

Attendance at your public appearances will be restricted to individuals staying on the ground floor of their hotel. Belts and shoelaces will be confiscated.

MaryBeth Lathrop's avatar

You managed to coax a good laugh out of me early in the morning!🤔 Masterful.

Sari Ellen's avatar

Scary good 😰