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Maria T.C.'s avatar

Take no risks! Never leave your home! And please do not drive a car!

Greg Nix's avatar

Ah, the classic “shut-in” technique.

famimation's avatar

Another tip: NEVER sleep under ANY circumstances

Greg Nix's avatar

Never heard this one! I failed last night…

Stephen D Forman's avatar

What's really keeping these centenarians alive?

Vendettas.

Greg Nix's avatar

Worked for Kissinger!

Howard Fox's avatar

Don’t forget the Bronx where the hatred of the Red Sox keeps many alive while shouting from their nursing room beds.

Greg Nix's avatar

Unfortunately my personal baseball fandom seems more likely to kill me than keep me alive.

Christopher Manson's avatar

I love a good premise like this one.

Per Olvmyr's avatar

Surprisingly, no one mentions eating Jellied Pigs Feet; nutritious for both body and soul.

Greg Nix's avatar

Shocking, really!