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Maria T.C.'s avatar

Take no risks! Never leave your home! And please do not drive a car!

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Greg Nix's avatar

Ah, the classic “shut-in” technique.

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Stephen D Forman's avatar

What's really keeping these centenarians alive?

Vendettas.

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Greg Nix's avatar

Worked for Kissinger!

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Howard Fox's avatar

Don’t forget the Bronx where the hatred of the Red Sox keeps many alive while shouting from their nursing room beds.

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Greg Nix's avatar

Unfortunately my personal baseball fandom seems more likely to kill me than keep me alive.

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Christopher Manson's avatar

I love a good premise like this one.

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Per Olvmyr's avatar

Surprisingly, no one mentions eating Jellied Pigs Feet; nutritious for both body and soul.

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Greg Nix's avatar

Shocking, really!

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