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Sean Boston's avatar

Zangief doesnt need a jacket. When he's cold, he just takes off more clothes before fighting international combat sports masters. Now that we have sorted the entirety of the product's target audience, who else is this for?

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Stephen D Forman's avatar

Women all over the internet have been asking, "Man or Bear?" We say, "Why not both!"

/ Sorry bruh, Ashleigh's moved on https://stephendforman.substack.com/p/subject-remember-me

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Alter Kacker's avatar

But is it edible?

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Greg Nix's avatar

Highly toxic, actually.

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