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The “bloodthirsty creeps, roving street gangs, hustlers, and all such manners of vice” are all moving to D.C. And I don’t mean Detective Comics.

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The next movie should be called "Mr. Batman Goes to Washington"

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“seems like nobody wants to get up off their ass and thieve anymore!” — batman/kim kardashian

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How does Batman feel about the midtown congestion charge?

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Mixed bag! He refuses to put an EZpass on the Batmobile’s dash. But on the bright side, Gotham did agree that half the total toll revenue will go towards funding an electric Batmobile factory in Buffalo, right next to Elon’s subsidized - and in no way absolute disaster - plant.

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In many ways, the Batmobile is the original Cybertruck.

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Batman honestly seems like a no plates kind of guy, too.

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😂😂😂

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As a graphic designer I'm reporting this story to the police

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This post really made me think about the role superheroes can play in a society that’s rapidly changing. Your take on Batman facing off against modern-day challenges like gentrification and a shift in crime dynamics is thought-provoking well worth your time compared to reading to your children.

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I only read my kid bedtime crime statistics anyway, so it evens out.

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