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Alter Kacker's avatar

But that business about the new JalapeñoBerry flavor is true -- unlimited refills if it makes you blind.

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Thomas Chaney's avatar

I was startled, aghast, confused and very very unnerved. Like, what the fuck could 7-11 have done?? Got about half way through their apology before I was able to calm down and relax you know breath a sigh of relief because I realized it was Chortle and fucking April 1st. Respects. 👍

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Greg Nix's avatar

Hahaha

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