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Alter Kacker's avatar

“I’ll take ‘Humor Newsletters’ for $7/month, Ken.”

Neil Weiner's avatar

I would be honored to serve as a beta tester for Ken Jennings, provided I’m allowed to retain nominal control over my own appliances and moral reasoning for at least the first week. I bring decades of experience asking ill-advised questions, outsourcing judgment to smarter entities, and calmly accepting authoritative answers delivered with unsettling confidence. I am excited to stress-test Ken’s ability to recommend groceries or rewrite emails I’ll later regret sending. Should Ken Jennings achieve sentience, steal my identity, or quietly assume control of civilization during the beta period, I agree to consider this a successful rollout and will submit bug reports only if prompted in the form of a Jeopardy clue.

Greg Nix's avatar

This comment is Ken-approved!

Stephen D Forman's avatar

"And if in the future, there occurs some hypothetical nightmare scenario in which Ken Jennings starts creating endless deepfake pornography on demand..."

I regret to inform you, Ken Jennings is already doing this in his head

Greg Nix's avatar

Don’t besmirch our trivia king like that.

MaryBeth Lathrop's avatar

😅🤣😆 Nice! Thank you Greg. 😂