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Olivia Karis's avatar

“Literally deceased” 😂

Tarreyn's avatar

Now I too am deceased

Greg Nix's avatar

🙅‍♂️

Sara's avatar

Also, add my collection of ankle socks to the list. They might end up in a museum one day. People will marvel at them like they would at the stupidity of a unicycle.

Greg Nix's avatar

lol! Aliens will wonder what appendage they were meant for.

Gallantly, gal's avatar

I'm actually happy dad socks are in as I've always hated ankle socks slipping down to my toes' wiggle room!

Gallantly, gal's avatar

The Substack content I've been looking for

Sara B's avatar

Loved this. Also I literally was cleaning out my closet the other week and absolutely kept my random chargers box. YOU NEVER KNOW.

Greg Nix's avatar

We have like three charger boxes/drawers. It’s important.

Robin Darling's avatar

theo is going to inherit so many old electronics and good, solid, apple product boxes!

Alter Kacker's avatar

Unfortunately, sometimes I fart green liquid.