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“Literally deceased” 😂

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Now I too am deceased

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🙅‍♂️

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Also, add my collection of ankle socks to the list. They might end up in a museum one day. People will marvel at them like they would at the stupidity of a unicycle.

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lol! Aliens will wonder what appendage they were meant for.

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🤣🤣🤣

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I'm actually happy dad socks are in as I've always hated ankle socks slipping down to my toes' wiggle room!

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The Substack content I've been looking for

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🙌🙌🙌

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Loved this. Also I literally was cleaning out my closet the other week and absolutely kept my random chargers box. YOU NEVER KNOW.

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We have like three charger boxes/drawers. It’s important.

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theo is going to inherit so many old electronics and good, solid, apple product boxes!

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Unfortunately, sometimes I fart green liquid.

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😬

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