Your Therapy Wrapped
Damn! You had A LOT of issues this year!
Editor’s Note: It’s Spotify Wrapped season again, and since every app these days seems to have its own imitation, let’s revisit the wrap-up that ’s therapist sent her last year.
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To my loved ones: If you’re reading this, it means I’ve passed on — most likely impaled by one of my many participation trophies. As you divvy up my assets, keep in mind the never-ending barrage of unprecedented times that cockblocked (that’s legalese for ruined) my entire life.
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Thank you for giving me a legitimate snort-laugh this morning with my coffee! This is hilarious