As someone who’s had 15 years, 3 kids and a crippling mortgage with my soul mate, we’ve decided to spend the money on a 5-week holiday to Europe instead 🤷♀️
Go off-registry: give them something that can be used as a murder weapon: a chainsaw … a set of throwing knives … a coral snake. They’ll thank you someday. One of them, anyway.
As someone who’s had 15 years, 3 kids and a crippling mortgage with my soul mate, we’ve decided to spend the money on a 5-week holiday to Europe instead 🤷♀️
This sounds like hard-earned wisdom (and vacation).
"... you inevitably end up with the mutants at Table 9."
I ALWAYS go straight to Table 9. Sure enough, there I am. 😕💦😅
OMG. I massively overpaid my hooker.
i’m pro-wedding but this DID make me realize
i’m anti-Shout!
😯
Amen!!
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Go off-registry: give them something that can be used as a murder weapon: a chainsaw … a set of throwing knives … a coral snake. They’ll thank you someday. One of them, anyway.
So *that’s* who got us the snake!
When my daughters are a little older, I’ll share this with them. Maybe this will convince them to have a small, sensible (low cost) wedding.
Very funny piece!
Generation Alpha will save us from… everything.
Fingers crossed.