As someone who’s had 15 years, 3 kids and a crippling mortgage with my soul mate, we’ve decided to spend the money on a 5-week holiday to Europe instead 🤷♀️
My wife & I got married in the same Irish pub where we had met when the band I was in at the time played there. We saved on music costs by having my band play the reception in the pub (we actually got paid by the bar to play!). We served cupcakes instead of an expensive wedding cake, which pissed off my sister-in-law, who gave us an expensive sterling silver cake cutting/serving set as a wedding present!
Go off-registry: give them something that can be used as a murder weapon: a chainsaw … a set of throwing knives … a coral snake. They’ll thank you someday. One of them, anyway.
As someone who’s had 15 years, 3 kids and a crippling mortgage with my soul mate, we’ve decided to spend the money on a 5-week holiday to Europe instead 🤷♀️
This sounds like hard-earned wisdom (and vacation).
"... you inevitably end up with the mutants at Table 9."
I ALWAYS go straight to Table 9. Sure enough, there I am. 😕💦😅
OMG. I massively overpaid my hooker.
i’m pro-wedding but this DID make me realize
i’m anti-Shout!
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My wife & I got married in the same Irish pub where we had met when the band I was in at the time played there. We saved on music costs by having my band play the reception in the pub (we actually got paid by the bar to play!). We served cupcakes instead of an expensive wedding cake, which pissed off my sister-in-law, who gave us an expensive sterling silver cake cutting/serving set as a wedding present!
Nothin' says "Irish" like a sterling silver shiv!
At least the sterling silver cake cutter could also be used for self-defense!
Amen!!
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Go off-registry: give them something that can be used as a murder weapon: a chainsaw … a set of throwing knives … a coral snake. They’ll thank you someday. One of them, anyway.
So *that’s* who got us the snake!
When my daughters are a little older, I’ll share this with them. Maybe this will convince them to have a small, sensible (low cost) wedding.
Very funny piece!
Generation Alpha will save us from… everything.
Fingers crossed.