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Sara's avatar

As someone who’s had 15 years, 3 kids and a crippling mortgage with my soul mate, we’ve decided to spend the money on a 5-week holiday to Europe instead 🤷‍♀️

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Greg Nix's avatar

This sounds like hard-earned wisdom (and vacation).

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Mark Armstrong's avatar

"... you inevitably end up with the mutants at Table 9."

I ALWAYS go straight to Table 9. Sure enough, there I am. 😕💦😅

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Stephen D Forman's avatar

OMG. I massively overpaid my hooker.

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Robin Darling's avatar

i’m pro-wedding but this DID make me realize

i’m anti-Shout!

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Greg Nix's avatar

😯

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Jed Davis's avatar

Amen!!

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Dave Root's avatar

🎯

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Alter Kacker's avatar

Go off-registry: give them something that can be used as a murder weapon: a chainsaw … a set of throwing knives … a coral snake. They’ll thank you someday. One of them, anyway.

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Greg Nix's avatar

So *that’s* who got us the snake!

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Lee Bacon's avatar

When my daughters are a little older, I’ll share this with them. Maybe this will convince them to have a small, sensible (low cost) wedding.

Very funny piece!

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Greg Nix's avatar

Generation Alpha will save us from… everything.

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Lee Bacon's avatar

Fingers crossed.

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