I was visiting my parents and they were watching the evening news on cbs (because they’re old). Must’ve been the first time I’d watched the news on tv in years. If you’re looking for seriousness, that’s a good place to find it. Very professional, very upright.
Dismayed at the willingness of solo athletes (i.e. tennis players, golfers) who are willing to become human billboards with logos sprinkled across their clothing. Counted 7+ endorsements on golfer Max Homa - front, back and sides of cap, both sleeves, both sides of collar, two chest patches, also on back of shirt. Can't take him seriously as a golfer with this level of sell-out.
Me thinks seriousness has been hanging out with bemusement these days to lighten his load.
What a slacker.
I take offense at deranged cousins — I’ve never texted you more than once a day asking for money.
Hahaha yeah, but you don't know what Arthur is texting me about.
Oh God, forgot about that guy
Ha this cracked me up! So many great phrases including the deranged cousins.
Thanks Julie! Great phrase, bad behavior.
filing this along with McSweeney's of all places keeping the official Lest We Forget the Horrors Catalog
I was visiting my parents and they were watching the evening news on cbs (because they’re old). Must’ve been the first time I’d watched the news on tv in years. If you’re looking for seriousness, that’s a good place to find it. Very professional, very upright.
No wonder it’s going extinct.
Yeah, CBS hasn't changed a damn thing in like 30 years. I salute them.
Dismayed at the willingness of solo athletes (i.e. tennis players, golfers) who are willing to become human billboards with logos sprinkled across their clothing. Counted 7+ endorsements on golfer Max Homa - front, back and sides of cap, both sleeves, both sides of collar, two chest patches, also on back of shirt. Can't take him seriously as a golfer with this level of sell-out.
It's true! Pretty soon we'll be seeing these guys at the Masters. https://c8.alamy.com/comp/A68K0C/man-employed-to-carry-clothes-advertising-board-in-street-to-announce-A68K0C.jpg
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I don't know...does it get more serious than proposing a 'wellness influencer' as surgeon general?
Serious as a heart attack and equally deadly.