Warning Labels From the 'Final Destination' Universe
Death is inescapable, but class-action lawsuits aren't.
Earlier this year, Warner Bros. released Final Destination: Bloodlines, the sixth entry of its horror movie series. Each of these films features a group of characters who narrowly escape death, only for it to catch up with them in increasingly gruesome, Rube Goldberg-esque ways. In fact, the murdering in this cinematic universe is generally fun, creative—and would be hell on the safety regulations, as evidenced by these signs and warning labels.
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WARNING: Scrunching over your phone while embiggening the images on your touch screen in order to read the tiny print on this label may cause you to miss the fact that a runaway tour bus is careening down the street and is about to flatten you. Bye-bye.