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Sara Castaneda's avatar

Did he consult Congress on this one?

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Greg Nix's avatar

What is this “Congress” you speak of?

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Jonathan Silver's avatar

This was too well written to be from our President. He must have used ChatGPT. 🪆🤖

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Lee Bacon's avatar

Now would be the perfect time to acquire Greenland. Maybe Iceland while we’re at it!

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Greg Nix's avatar

Smart! Trump is playing chess while the rest of us are playing “dear god please don’t burn the house down.”

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Seth JJ's avatar

War = Peace. Sounds like a plan.

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Greg Nix's avatar

Now you’re starting to get it!

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Alter Kacker's avatar

What we used to call “graveyard humor,” back before all,the graveyards were blown up.

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