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Sara Castaneda's avatar

Did he consult Congress on this one?

Greg Nix's avatar

What is this “Congress” you speak of?

Jonathan Silver's avatar

This was too well written to be from our President. He must have used ChatGPT. 🪆🤖

Lee Bacon's avatar

Now would be the perfect time to acquire Greenland. Maybe Iceland while we’re at it!

Greg Nix's avatar

Smart! Trump is playing chess while the rest of us are playing “dear god please don’t burn the house down.”

Seth JJ's avatar

War = Peace. Sounds like a plan.

Greg Nix's avatar

Now you’re starting to get it!

Alter Kacker's avatar

What we used to call “graveyard humor,” back before all,the graveyards were blown up.