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James Miller's avatar

Thanks everyone for the likes and fun comments.

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Greg Nix's avatar

Great piece, James!

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Cory Lobbezoo's avatar

Appreciate the laughs! Nice work

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Lindsey Smith's avatar

How is it that "mulching" sounds so dirty?

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Greg Nix's avatar

Well, it literally is dirty, for one thing...

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Christopher Manson's avatar

Excellent premise.

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Alter Kacker's avatar

Yeah, well, are you sure about No. 12?

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Greg Nix's avatar

That would be a surprisingly deep inner life for a lawnmower.

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