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James Miller's avatar

Thanks everyone for the likes and fun comments.

Greg Nix's avatar

Great piece, James!

Cory Lobbezoo's avatar

Appreciate the laughs! Nice work

Lindsey (is) Not Normal's avatar

How is it that "mulching" sounds so dirty?

Greg Nix's avatar

Well, it literally is dirty, for one thing...

Christopher Manson's avatar

Excellent premise.

Alter Kacker's avatar

Yeah, well, are you sure about No. 12?

Greg Nix's avatar

That would be a surprisingly deep inner life for a lawnmower.