The upsides of this proposed legislation are staggering. Individual time savings could be invested directly into more sleep. Or getting places (closer to) on time. Revenue derived from enforcement could be used to purchase beer and other sleep aids. It's a no brainer.
"Never has a product been more aptly labeled."
I'm gonna put the "can opener" right up there.
Ah, but a can opener is only sometimes successful. Oftentimes it's a can mutilator. Meanwhile, these pillowcases are ALWAYS a sham.
The upsides of this proposed legislation are staggering. Individual time savings could be invested directly into more sleep. Or getting places (closer to) on time. Revenue derived from enforcement could be used to purchase beer and other sleep aids. It's a no brainer.
All we need now is a few highly-priced lobbyists.
You should stitch this entire article onto a decorative pillow and sell them
I could never violate my morals like that.
Thank you for going public with this bold opinion! It needed to be said!
they’re just cute, greg. let me live!!!
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Live and let live. Are you a friend of...?
Uh oh, I’m not sure what I’ve accidentally implied here.