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Stephen D Forman's avatar

"Never has a product been more aptly labeled."

I'm gonna put the "can opener" right up there.

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Greg Nix's avatar

Ah, but a can opener is only sometimes successful. Oftentimes it's a can mutilator. Meanwhile, these pillowcases are ALWAYS a sham.

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Henry's avatar

The upsides of this proposed legislation are staggering. Individual time savings could be invested directly into more sleep. Or getting places (closer to) on time. Revenue derived from enforcement could be used to purchase beer and other sleep aids. It's a no brainer.

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Greg Nix's avatar

All we need now is a few highly-priced lobbyists.

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CT Jackson's avatar

You should stitch this entire article onto a decorative pillow and sell them

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Greg Nix's avatar

I could never violate my morals like that.

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Lee Bacon's avatar

Thank you for going public with this bold opinion! It needed to be said!

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Robin Darling's avatar

they’re just cute, greg. let me live!!!

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Greg Nix's avatar

🤬🤬🤬

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Christopher Manson's avatar

Live and let live. Are you a friend of...?

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Greg Nix's avatar

Uh oh, I’m not sure what I’ve accidentally implied here.

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