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Sadie Freely's avatar

love it. "One of the main qualities I look for in mayoral candidates is that they obey the natural laws of physics" 😂

Stephen D Forman's avatar

I haven't lived in LA in a loooong time, but is the sun rising in the North?

Greg Nix's avatar

I think the hills moved east.

Stephen D Forman's avatar

Even the hills don't want to live under Pratt, and they've seen it all

Chris Stanton's avatar

If he's so concerned about fire safety, he should take a closer look at that hummingbird.

Greg Nix's avatar

I didn’t even get to the part about how he’s mutating our wildlife…

Tracy Cate's avatar

Oh no, I'm so sorry for your loss (of respectably cheesy billboard space in your neighborhood).

You're right, the this is terrible.

Bill Southern's avatar

So if I’m rocking the red bow tie and blue work shirt combo, I could effectively compete for one of the four jobs you’ve highlighted? Sweet!

Greg Nix's avatar

Any or all, I suppose.

Stephen D Forman's avatar

Clean it together?

Bro, we've already got jobs, that's what we're hiring *you* to do.

Greg Nix's avatar

Great point! Frankly, I’m very clean already.

Jonathan Silver's avatar

...all of my squeegees are also covered in splooge 😞

Greg Nix's avatar

I think there are some groups for this on Reddit.

Jonathan Silver's avatar

BRB, GOTTA GO TO REDDIT 🏃🏻‍➡️

Lee Bacon's avatar

“Spencer Pratt jerking off a Cybertruck.” That’s funny. And disgusting.

Greg Nix's avatar

My specialty!

Mary Beth Lathrop's avatar

Oh, Greg that was a good read! Many morning laughs. Thank you!