We're starting small here at Chortle, which raises a natural question: why bother starting at all? There is, after all, virtually endless competition for the hearts, minds, and eyeballs of humanity. Luckily, I have lots of good answers.
All reasons appear to have been covered but I’m definitely hoping for a peek behind the curtain into the glamorous world of self-publishing (I suspect reason #5 is just the beginning)
- You are actually hundreds of chimps locked in a room of typewriters
How'd you know?
I’m just glad you’ve gone the Substack Daily Humor route, and haven’t joined the TikTok Dancing cult. (Love you! Excited for Chortle!)
...who is this?
You don’t have grandchildren, so you’re not eligible for Facebook.
All reasons appear to have been covered but I’m definitely hoping for a peek behind the curtain into the glamorous world of self-publishing (I suspect reason #5 is just the beginning)
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Your fifth bullet says it all. Break a leg.
I was told reading this daily would count towards my community service hours, just looking for whomever has to sign my hours sheet.
Congrats, I heard you were doing 25-to-life.
Plus if we fill the abyss with enough voices it won't be an abyss anymore, but rather a beautiful lake of screams!
Get in early on the scream lakefront property!