Long-Term Relationship Candy Hearts
Prove you care. Still.
YOU & ME
STILL HERE
WHY NOT?
I’M YOURS
I GUESS
KISS ME
OR TV
WHAT’S 4 DINNER?
THAI AGAIN?
WATCH TV
MORE TV
THE OC?
THAT’S FINE
LET’S CUDDLE
UR HOT
TOO HOT
SWEET DREAMS
COFFEE
U AGAIN?
HERE WE ARE
SNORE 2 LOUD
NICE HAIR
NO REALLY
YOU’RE CUTE
I FORGOT
SMILE
HOLD HAND
NOT HERE
MAYBE LATER
BUT WHEN?
WHY NOW?
NICE BUTT
PANTS TIGHT?
JUST RIGHT
YOU SURE?
YES, SURE
LYING?
DON’T ASK
THAI AGAIN
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