One of your best effort, Greg. Yes “Love Actually” really sucks, but I have loved it (And Huge G) for so long that I can’t not watch it. SO problematic though.
This morning the armorer field-tested our new super weapon — the Red Ryder, carbine action, 200-shot, range model air rifle — with tragic results. He shot his eye out.
Has poor Martha succumbed to the Elf on the Shelf?
She’s been seduced!!
The war is over?
Promise made, promise kept!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcvQTvRctSk
Poor William -- only later to realize that Martha was celebrating Chanukah all along.
The REAL war on Christmas
One of your best effort, Greg. Yes “Love Actually” really sucks, but I have loved it (And Huge G) for so long that I can’t not watch it. SO problematic though.
Thanks Andy!
Such a funny, clever, EXCELLENT piece Greg. I thank you. Just what I needed this morning.
Thanks Mary, I really appreciate that!
December 25th
Dearest Martha,
This morning the armorer field-tested our new super weapon — the Red Ryder, carbine action, 200-shot, range model air rifle — with tragic results. He shot his eye out.
Your devoted,
William