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Liza Blue's avatar

Has poor Martha succumbed to the Elf on the Shelf?

Greg Nix's avatar

She’s been seduced!!

Jonathan Silver's avatar

Poor William -- only later to realize that Martha was celebrating Chanukah all along.

Greg Nix's avatar

The REAL war on Christmas

Andrea Nix's avatar

One of your best effort, Greg. Yes “Love Actually” really sucks, but I have loved it (And Huge G) for so long that I can’t not watch it. SO problematic though.

Greg Nix's avatar

Thanks Andy!

MaryBeth Lathrop's avatar

Such a funny, clever, EXCELLENT piece Greg. I thank you. Just what I needed this morning.

Greg Nix's avatar

Thanks Mary, I really appreciate that!

Alter Kacker's avatar

December 25th

Dearest Martha,

This morning the armorer field-tested our new super weapon — the Red Ryder, carbine action, 200-shot, range model air rifle — with tragic results. He shot his eye out.

Your devoted,

William