I hold you in high esteem—roughly first-grade-teacher-yelling-“Recess!” level—but you missed your own point.
You are the seventh dumbest and eighth laziest person for reading this. Perfect quantum numbering. (Say quantum and people assume you’re smart.)
If you avoid banking fees, you don’t bank. Fees are everywhere. The only true solution is an off-grid cabin in Alaska and seasonal hibernation. Epitome of lazy.
Avoiding high-interest credit cards does matter—except there are no low-interest cards, aside from my Starbucks card. Every morning, in Starbucks, I sit there with my laptop, pretending I have a job and a relationship, watching Indiana win in football for the 100th time.
That’s what lazy people spend money on. You missed the nuances in your article. Shame. on you.
Is this some kind of warped test? I didn't click on "this boring, confusing article." So I think I passed. Quantum.
Greg,
I hold you in high esteem—roughly first-grade-teacher-yelling-“Recess!” level—but you missed your own point.
You are the seventh dumbest and eighth laziest person for reading this. Perfect quantum numbering. (Say quantum and people assume you’re smart.)
If you avoid banking fees, you don’t bank. Fees are everywhere. The only true solution is an off-grid cabin in Alaska and seasonal hibernation. Epitome of lazy.
Avoiding high-interest credit cards does matter—except there are no low-interest cards, aside from my Starbucks card. Every morning, in Starbucks, I sit there with my laptop, pretending I have a job and a relationship, watching Indiana win in football for the 100th time.
That’s what lazy people spend money on. You missed the nuances in your article. Shame. on you.
This is the most research I’ve seen anyone do from a couch. Respect. 🫡
And the title has now morphed into "The 5 Things..." Thank you, Greg, good read. Also, how is Bo feeling? 🤔
9. Coffee. If you’re truly lazy, why in the world would you want to ingest a substance that makes you want to get up and DO something?
10. Red Bull. What need has a lazy person for wiiings?
11. Extra items on a clickbait listicle.