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Stephen D Forman's avatar

I heard Chortle was running a profile today of a “suction powered stallion” and I’m so relieved to find out it’s about a Roomba.

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Greg Nix's avatar

Don’t worry, I’ll surely go to that well again. So to speak.

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Alter Kacker's avatar

“And, really, there’s no law that says have to finish that advanced degree in mechanical engineering before you empty my dust bin and replace my bald sweep brushes.”

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Jonathan Silver's avatar

No Roomba here -- but we do have a Shark that we named Bernardo. Always getting into basement rumbles.

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Greg Nix's avatar

NERD

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Lee Bacon's avatar

Yep! This is exactly what happened with us. Kids came along and our poor Roomba got a lot less personal attention. Then we moved to Germany and it went to live at a server farm Upstate with a bunch of other happy robots. That's what we tell the kids, anyway.

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Greg Nix's avatar

It’s the circle of life.

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