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Stephen D Forman's avatar

Not so fast! There's still 330 million absentee ballots to be counted.

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Greg Nix's avatar

🗣️ STOP THE COUNT

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Christopher Manson's avatar

Greg, I swear by SCTV which, unlike SNL, always managed to showcase EVERY cast member. (Even when SNL had just seven players instead of 37.)

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Greg Nix's avatar

Sounds like you will be welcome north of the border.

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Liza Blue's avatar

I have an international trip coming up. My plan is to wear a Canadian lapel pin. Too ashamed to be labeled in American.

The other great thing to love about Canada is your national anthem. Much better to "stand on guard for thee" than have "bombs bursting in air."

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Lauren Greenwood's avatar

As a Canadian, I deeply apologize.

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Greg Nix's avatar

How many of us can you get across the border? Just for future reference…

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Masterplanman's avatar

Let’s not forget about Smarties

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Lindsey Smith's avatar

Canada once again coming through to prove that normalcy and sanity still exist in some places!

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Alter Kacker's avatar

How old is that map? Doesn’t show Saskatchewan, Alberta, Labrador or Yukon Terr.

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