You caught me red-handed, Mr. President.
All this to prevent a television reality star from being elected? Where were you ten years ago?
I was distracted in 2016 and 2024, so I only managed to rig 2020.
“All I have to do is look, and I listen.”
Hang on— isn’t this the guy who went 0 for 62 in court challenging the 2020 election? Why are we interviewing him again?
Well Stephen, let me fill you in on events of the last few years…
"The Trickle" is also what happens to me juuuuuuust before I zip up my fly at the conclusion of a standing pee pee session
Get your disgusting potty humor out of here.
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be with my "disgusting" "humor"
I knew it
You’re almost as intuitive as the president.
"In the heist business, we call this technique 'The Trickle.'" really made chortle GREG.
Ummmm . . . you wouldn’t happen to remember the combination of that Swiss bank vault, would you?
— Ziggy in Zurich
All this to prevent a television reality star from being elected? Where were you ten years ago?
I was distracted in 2016 and 2024, so I only managed to rig 2020.
“All I have to do is look, and I listen.”
Hang on— isn’t this the guy who went 0 for 62 in court challenging the 2020 election? Why are we interviewing him again?
Well Stephen, let me fill you in on events of the last few years…
"The Trickle" is also what happens to me juuuuuuust before I zip up my fly at the conclusion of a standing pee pee session
Get your disgusting potty humor out of here.
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be with my "disgusting" "humor"
I knew it
You’re almost as intuitive as the president.
"In the heist business, we call this technique 'The Trickle.'" really made chortle GREG.
Ummmm . . . you wouldn’t happen to remember the combination of that Swiss bank vault, would you?
— Ziggy in Zurich