To serve you better all naughty/nice cross checking and Xmas-wish-list fulfillment have been shifted over to A.I. this year. So some of those things you thought you got away with may come back to haunt you (a little Halloween zinger there) and could lead to some unanticipated punishments. Also, our LLM will use its superior analytical skills to pick better gifts than the ones you selected — enjoy the socks! Of course the laid-off elves aren’t too happy about that. And the energy demands of our new data centers have pretty much melted what remained of the polar ice cap. Christmas just keeps getting beta and beta!
God dam the dude with the beer bottles on his finger tips and going “Waaaaariors!!! Come out and plaaaay ayyyyy!!!”!!!! That has got to be one of top Ten things in the entire of Cinema!!! I’m gonna name my fuckin’ dog after that guy! The Ultimate Honor!!! That guy is right up there with Harry Cooper, the angry baldheaded white guy in “Night Of The Living Dead”When Harry completely loses it and goes “YOU BASTARDS!!!!” Wow!! The “Come out and play guy!!!” In “The Warriors!!! has achieved that level of Spiritual consciousness. Now there is a man who understands that when we die we experience Reality without the distortion of human consciousness! Could there ever be such an honor to bestow onto a wacky motherfucker?!
Thank God I’ve gotten all my writing for the day taken care of! All I’m gonna do is go around doing those two characters for total strangers all day. First, I’m gonna hit the Vietnamese coffee place. They HATE me there!
To serve you better all naughty/nice cross checking and Xmas-wish-list fulfillment have been shifted over to A.I. this year. So some of those things you thought you got away with may come back to haunt you (a little Halloween zinger there) and could lead to some unanticipated punishments. Also, our LLM will use its superior analytical skills to pick better gifts than the ones you selected — enjoy the socks! Of course the laid-off elves aren’t too happy about that. And the energy demands of our new data centers have pretty much melted what remained of the polar ice cap. Christmas just keeps getting beta and beta!
This is a sneak preview of December’s newsletters.
If Santa's red outfit is just a costume, then who is it a costume of?
> Eddy Murphy tapping his head meme goes here <
How dare you drag a gentleman like Mister Santa into your sick teenage degenerate scene!
Santaaaa… come out to play-ee-ay…
God dam the dude with the beer bottles on his finger tips and going “Waaaaariors!!! Come out and plaaaay ayyyyy!!!”!!!! That has got to be one of top Ten things in the entire of Cinema!!! I’m gonna name my fuckin’ dog after that guy! The Ultimate Honor!!! That guy is right up there with Harry Cooper, the angry baldheaded white guy in “Night Of The Living Dead”When Harry completely loses it and goes “YOU BASTARDS!!!!” Wow!! The “Come out and play guy!!!” In “The Warriors!!! has achieved that level of Spiritual consciousness. Now there is a man who understands that when we die we experience Reality without the distortion of human consciousness! Could there ever be such an honor to bestow onto a wacky motherfucker?!
Thank God I’ve gotten all my writing for the day taken care of! All I’m gonna do is go around doing those two characters for total strangers all day. First, I’m gonna hit the Vietnamese coffee place. They HATE me there!
That was a good post, Greg Nix!
I think yours is the funny version of this:
Nicholas Was… by Neil Gaiman
Nicholas Was…
older than sin, and his beard could grow no whiter. He wanted to die.
The dwarfish natives of the Arctic caverns did not speak his language, but conversed in
their own, twittering tongue, conducted incomprehensible rituals, when they were not
actually working in the factories.
Once every year they forced him, sobbing and protesting, into Endless Night. During the
journey he would stand near every child in the world, leave one of the dwarves’ invisible
gifts by its bedside. The children slept, frozen into time.
He envied Prometheus and Loki, Sisyphus and Judas. His punishment was harsher.
Ho. Ho. Ho.
Spooky!