We suck at least 10% less than The Free Press.
Do you take Klarna?
Honestly, I’m flexible.
Perfect. That way I can pay for it in easy $35 installments for 43,000 months.
I wish I could, but my dad said he could only lend me $50 million.
He sucks!
Is he poor or something?
Priceless, how much of a down payment would you take?
I’m willing to be flexible here, Shivaun. 10% seems more than fair.
In the interest of haggling, would you take 5%? Maybe 3.5%?
You drive a hard bargain but I accept. You can make the check payable to CASH.
"... or best offer."
I have a bag of empty La Croix cans would that work?
Let me check the exchange rate.
Free Press can suck it.
Do you take Klarna?
Honestly, I’m flexible.
Perfect. That way I can pay for it in easy $35 installments for 43,000 months.
I wish I could, but my dad said he could only lend me $50 million.
He sucks!
Is he poor or something?
Priceless, how much of a down payment would you take?
I’m willing to be flexible here, Shivaun. 10% seems more than fair.
In the interest of haggling, would you take 5%? Maybe 3.5%?
You drive a hard bargain but I accept. You can make the check payable to CASH.
"... or best offer."
I have a bag of empty La Croix cans would that work?
Let me check the exchange rate.
Free Press can suck it.