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Lee Bacon's avatar

Oh the creative life. It seems so glamorous. Then you realize you actually need to make money and you find yourself posting teeth pics to social media.

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T J Mitchell Now@Days's avatar

Hey I have a screen play idea for you let's do lunch.

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Greg Nix's avatar

Is it monkey-based? I have a certain niche.

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T J Mitchell Now@Days's avatar

Well kind of it's based on the theft of the ruby slippers from a Minnesota's museum in the hometown of Judy Garland. A Washington Post writer had a great story about 10 years ago look it up. Flying monkeys are in the picture.

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Stephen D Forman's avatar

"I assume this one doesn’t need further elaboration."

This needs the most elaboration

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Greg Nix's avatar

What could possibly be interesting about months of hookers and blow?

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Stephen D Forman's avatar

Jesus, you sound just like my wife

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Henry's avatar

I happen to know that Greg doesn't have to fake his sax.

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Greg Nix's avatar

You taught me everything I know.

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Robin Darling's avatar

lollll i distinctly thought your pitch for lassie was good tho!!!

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Greg Nix's avatar

I agree! DreamWorks did not lol

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Alter Kacker's avatar

Show biz!

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Liza Blue's avatar

You have had more than your share of bad jobs. My husband and I have a theory that every teenager should have a bad summer job to give them the incentive to take school seriously. Mine was a typing tree tags on a metal stamper that blew hot air up my skirt, as described in the link below:

https://lizabluehumorist.substack.com/p/my-life-in-typewriters

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