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Lee Bacon's avatar

Oh the creative life. It seems so glamorous. Then you realize you actually need to make money and you find yourself posting teeth pics to social media.

Stephen D Forman's avatar

"I assume this one doesn’t need further elaboration."

This needs the most elaboration

Greg Nix's avatar

What could possibly be interesting about months of hookers and blow?

Stephen D Forman's avatar

Jesus, you sound just like my wife

Henry's avatar

I happen to know that Greg doesn't have to fake his sax.

Greg Nix's avatar

You taught me everything I know.

Robin Darling's avatar

lollll i distinctly thought your pitch for lassie was good tho!!!

Greg Nix's avatar

I agree! DreamWorks did not lol

Alter Kacker's avatar

Show biz!

Liza Blue's avatar

You have had more than your share of bad jobs. My husband and I have a theory that every teenager should have a bad summer job to give them the incentive to take school seriously. Mine was a typing tree tags on a metal stamper that blew hot air up my skirt, as described in the link below:

https://lizabluehumorist.substack.com/p/my-life-in-typewriters

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Greg Nix's avatar

Is it monkey-based? I have a certain niche.