I also briefly fell in love with America's favorite antivaxxer.
THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT?!?!!! Those watery baby blues sucked you in….
Turns out it’s a typo: the creep desired Desiree, the family au pair.
Freemason Conspiracy would be a great name for a band.
And “Retaining My Seed” would be a great album title.
I am scarred for life now. Those intimate descriptions. Why would I continue to read such things??! Good piece. But good God!
lol!
I had a brief emotional affair with this line: “I was covering his presidential campaign as part of Chortle’s nationally recognized exclusive interview series.”
THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT?!?!!! Those watery baby blues sucked you in….
Turns out it’s a typo: the creep desired Desiree, the family au pair.
Freemason Conspiracy would be a great name for a band.
And “Retaining My Seed” would be a great album title.
I am scarred for life now. Those intimate descriptions. Why would I continue to read such things??! Good piece. But good God!
lol!
I had a brief emotional affair with this line: “I was covering his presidential campaign as part of Chortle’s nationally recognized exclusive interview series.”