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Robin Darling's avatar

THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT?!?!!! Those watery baby blues sucked you in….

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Stephen D Forman's avatar

Turns out it’s a typo: the creep desired Desiree, the family au pair.

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Alter Kacker's avatar

Freemason Conspiracy would be a great name for a band.

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Alter Kacker's avatar

And “Retaining My Seed” would be a great album title.

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MaryBeth Lathrop's avatar

I am scarred for life now. Those intimate descriptions. Why would I continue to read such things??! Good piece. But good God!

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Greg Nix's avatar

lol!

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Jonathan Silver's avatar

I had a brief emotional affair with this line: “I was covering his presidential campaign as part of Chortle’s nationally recognized exclusive interview series.”

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