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Zack Pearlman's avatar

"Three snakes celebrate graduating speech therapy"

poopie kaur's avatar

All you can eat riblets are back at Applebee's for ONLY $15.99!

Jaz Garewal's avatar

"November 1775: Christopher Gadsden notifies the three 'Don't Tread On Me' finalists."

Greg Nix's avatar

It's crazy there's an alternate universe somewhere in which second-place snake makes the flag, then 200 hundred years pass and Metallica never exists.

Jaz Garewal's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

If you pause "Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse" at exactly 42 minutes and 23 seconds, you can catch a glimpse of that alt universe.

Robin Darling's avatar

i could NOT figure out how to do a don’t tread on me reference!! this is good.

Jaz Garewal's avatar

Thank you!

It was a slog to get there -- the snake math (3 to 1) was throwing me!

Janie Haddad Tompkins's avatar

Snakes on a game!

Greg Nix's avatar

I’m TIRED of these mfing snakes…

Carol Jourdan's avatar

We are the best cheer leaders ever!!!

Greg Nix's avatar

Aw, they’re just nice guys!

Steve's avatar

Logan Paul, KSI, and Mr Beast while selling lunchly

Greg Nix's avatar

lol! A caption that will definitely make no sense 100 years from now. (We can hope, anyway.)

famimation's avatar

“Henry Kissinger just died!”

Greg Nix's avatar

Snakes are on the right side of history.

Robin Darling's avatar

the wake up from gertrude’s hip replacement surgery was a *little* strange, and heavily influenced by morphine.

Greg Nix's avatar

Now I want to know which one is Gertrude.

Robin Darling's avatar

none of them, it’s POV of gertrude GOD IVE FAILED THIS CONTEST.