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Zack Pearlman's avatar

"Three snakes celebrate graduating speech therapy"

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Greg Nix's avatar

Lmao

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poopie kaur's avatar

All you can eat riblets are back at Applebee's for ONLY $15.99!

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Jaz Garewal's avatar

"November 1775: Christopher Gadsden notifies the three 'Don't Tread On Me' finalists."

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Greg Nix's avatar

It's crazy there's an alternate universe somewhere in which second-place snake makes the flag, then 200 hundred years pass and Metallica never exists.

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Jaz Garewal's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

If you pause "Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse" at exactly 42 minutes and 23 seconds, you can catch a glimpse of that alt universe.

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Robin Darling's avatar

i could NOT figure out how to do a don’t tread on me reference!! this is good.

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Jaz Garewal's avatar

Thank you!

It was a slog to get there -- the snake math (3 to 1) was throwing me!

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Janie Haddad Tompkins's avatar

Snakes on a game!

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Greg Nix's avatar

I’m TIRED of these mfing snakes…

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Carol Jourdan's avatar

We are the best cheer leaders ever!!!

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Greg Nix's avatar

Aw, they’re just nice guys!

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Steve's avatar

Logan Paul, KSI, and Mr Beast while selling lunchly

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Greg Nix's avatar

lol! A caption that will definitely make no sense 100 years from now. (We can hope, anyway.)

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famimation's avatar

“Henry Kissinger just died!”

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Greg Nix's avatar

Snakes are on the right side of history.

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Robin Darling's avatar

the wake up from gertrude’s hip replacement surgery was a *little* strange, and heavily influenced by morphine.

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Greg Nix's avatar

Now I want to know which one is Gertrude.

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Robin Darling's avatar

none of them, it’s POV of gertrude GOD IVE FAILED THIS CONTEST.

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Greg Nix's avatar

😬

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