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Michelle Varghese's avatar

So good. And I regret watching the music video. As someone who hasn’t kept up with tv or movies but loveeees celebrity gossip, I concur. I only learned about Timothee Chalamet’s movie after people dragged him for being obnoxious. The only problematic thing Tilly does is exist.

Greg Nix's avatar

Or *not* exist, in this case!

Ralph Gamelli's avatar

"I will now smile fondly every time I think of your name for the rest of my life."

That's a great idea for a humor piece. Seriously. Get to work on it.

Alter Kacker's avatar

"Ms. Norwood's career foundered after a surge protector on her hard drive failed, irrevocably compromising her source code and leaving her with Laura Loomer-like Mar-a-Lago features."

MaryBeth Lathrop's avatar

You nailed it again Greg! How are rabid fans to survive without celebs they truly believe that they actually know...no crying in public at untimely deaths, no ranting at each other about whether or not something is 'truth' or rumor.... what would the world come to??!

Greg Nix's avatar

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Stephen D Forman's avatar

I heard Tilly Norwood's career tanked after she was caught doing blackface

Greg Nix's avatar

*Humanface