You're Gonna Sleep with the Fishes
Specifically, the Goldfish crackers my son drops on the floor.
Listen up, wise guy. We know you’ve been squealing. And now we’re gonna make an example of you.
That’s right, you’re gonna sleep with the fishes…
Specifically, the Goldfish crackers my son drops on the floor.
What? That doesn’t sound scary to you? You don’t know what those fish go through.
First of all, he crushes half of them into crumbs before they get anywhere near his mouth. So maybe we’ll pulverize you into little bits. For disrespecting the Family.
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