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Jan 21, 2025 • Greg Nix
Ow! A Flying Baby Just Shot Me With a Goddamn Arrow!
And now I’m expected to perform in bed??
20 hrs ago • Luke Herzog
It's Me, Your Friend Who Hates Sports
Oh, is the SUPERB OWL this weekend??
Feb 6 • Greg Nix
Melania, By The Numbers
A moving portrait of a very still lady.
Feb 4 • Greg Nix
Police Blotter From My Son's Toy Cars
This week's incident reports from the living room.
Feb 2 • Greg Nix

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Everything you need to know; plus lots you certainly don't.
Dec 8, 2025 • Amy Greenlee
You Just Got Punk'd, Western Civilization!
It's been your boy Ashton Kutcher the whole time...
Oct 29, 2025 • Greg Nix
Explaining My 'Parent Trap'-Style Custody Agreement to a First Date
It's not that complicated (or heartless)!
Oct 7, 2025 • Jason Gremillion

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Reviewing Oscar Movies I Haven't Seen
Because really, who has the time?
Jan 29 • Greg Nix
Meet Our New A.I., Ken Jennings
We're implementing Ken Jenningses across the globe!
Jan 14 • Greg Nix
Recapping the Latest Episode of “Reality”
Season 2025 nears a depressing conclusion.
Dec 17, 2025 • Greg Nix

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